Virtual photographs of monster girls in the real world
| Suzy Tanglewood | |
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| Classification | |
| Species | goblin |
| Subspecies | none |
| Origin | Team Other |
| Vitals | |
| Height | short |
| Weight | stacked |
| Eyes | wild blue slit pupils |
| Biology | modified human DNA green skin sharp teeth big pointy ears |
| Features | |
| Personality | mildly eccentric |
| Abilities | fixing things solving puzzles inventing contraptions achieving escape velocity |
| Weaknesses | Rube Goldberg machines |
| Risks | explosions electrocution atmospheric ejection |
| Bureaucracy | |
| Released | 3 years from now |
| Website | none |
| ⚠️ This article is a stub. Amorphant is working on it right now. |
Suzy Tanglewood
Suzy Tanglewood is an earthbound goblin. She woke up one morning and found that she'd not only invented a device capable of creating permotions of goblin, but that she'd quaffed the whole test run. This is exactly the kind of thing Suzy would do.
Suzy's record of successful inventions defies belief. Almost none all of her contraptions work as intended, creating as many forms of destruction exciting science as one could imagine.
Suzy has, at present, scared off all potential suitors. It's not that they don't think they'll be able to handle her -- it's that they find she brings them uncomfortably close to death. Fortunately, she invented her funtime chair before she herself suffered an uncontrolled explosion.
Suzy would like you to know that the above link will never, ever turn blue.
Would you like to know more?